Careful Consideration

martyroshka:

clearly-ambiguous:

everything-is-perspective:

timelordpanda:

elevatortonowhere:

mcfeegle:

elevatortonowhere:

mcfeegle:

I took one and couldn’t copy and paste my restults, and it had a link to a newer version so I took that one. I think it’s more accurate.

The client is a sybarite, and seeks satisfaction from the senses, from physical stimuli, and from excess in general. Aesthetic appreciation is strong in this client, however it is often blunted by the effects of over-indulgence. Luxury is highly appreciated. Best method of entry is to find a common ground of aesthetic appreciation. 

This potential client is usually cooperative and malleable, surviving in an environment of simple obedience at work and comfort and appreciation at home. When one of the two environments presents stress, the individual needs to seek safety in the other. Lack of a safety valve can present huge emotional problems.

Thanks for highlighting all my worst traits, test. 

You are in a perpetual quest to find the new, the exciting. Emotionally volatile, you are known for sudden changes of opinion, of appreciation, and behavior. Following rules and established methods is difficult for you and the difficulties of higher education are usually quite daunting. Knowledge is best gained through an intimate association with the matter at hand. Usually driven by attitudes and desires of the group, you are talented in an established field of endeavor. Emotions come and go without a strong understanding of their causes. They are unexpected guests in an otherwise placid landscape. You live by your own codes of conduct, which can be noble or terrible depending on the individual. Authority is meaningless to you. You hate to be predictable, at all costs. Rarely verbally effusive, you can at times feel as if your feelings are too deep for words. You are very observant, but rarely express these observations to others.

Seems mostly accurate, except it’s difficult for me not to follow established rules/methods and I’m not terribly observant and authority isn’t meaningless to me. 

That test feels kind of threatening. o_o (I just did the first one. I didn’t see a link to another one…? See, not observant.)

WHATEVER YOU DO DON’T TAKE THE OTHER ONE. APPARENTLY IT CAN LEAD TO EGO DEATH. IT SERIOUSLY MADE ME CRY.

WHAT

THAT JUST MAKES ME WANT TO TAKE IT IN A WEIRD TWISTED WAY

You need to help others and to be thought of as a generous and kind individual. Often you are taken advantage of and regarded as simply part of the scenery. You work best when handling the work yourself; you do not appreciate a managerial role and tend to be uncomfortable in that position. Friendship is important to you, but it is generated on a personal basis, rarely a professional one. Consequently, family life is very important to you, and is often the most important aspect. Because of a strong sense of propriety however, you will sometimes consider the eccentric behavior of your friends and family as a personal affront. Often you find it difficult to speak up about personal anguish or pain, feeling instead that it is something an individual should bear in silence. Tradition is important to you, and you feel a sense of belonging when operating within the constraints of a predictable routine.

THE ACCURACY! Except for the last part after the comma.

You have a poetic sensibility and an ability to see beyond the day to day. You often seem to be living in a higher realm, or to be not-of-this-earth. Occasionally you imagine interior lives for friends and associates that are near-complete fabrications based on your fears or hopes for the future. You are often not aware of your own feelings. You have a strong sense of right and wrong, and because of this are often disappointed. Despite what can sometimes be a destructive inward-turning anger, you are very gentle. You are sometimes a bit out of touch with the ebb and flow of modern life. If your behavior is out of synch with your moral values, a severe psychic disturbance can result. Because connectivity is so important to you, you can become quiet and sulky if you feel that others around do not understand your point of view.

That was fucking weird. You should take this. 

Handy in the real world manipulation of objects and events, you are easily enthused by practical projects. You often ignore or conveniently forget rules and boundaries that limit your freedom. This need for freedom extends even to the personal sphere and though you are kind and gentle, you will often be hard to pin down to a monogamous lifestyle. Because you tend to verbalize so seldom, you can be seen as phlegmatic or impassive. In moments of high tension you can often surprise those around you with a lighthearted or humorous remark. Because of your facility with the physical world, you are often engaged in sports that require dexterity, such as motorcycling or hang gliding. You will rarely have time for flights of fancy or unproductive discussion. Constraints on your freedom will be regarded as a personal attack.

…How? 0.o

Though quiet on the outside, you are often the hidden hero; someone who rushes in when needed and then after the emergency is over fades back into the woodwork. Because of this sense of duty and honor, you can also on occasion be rigid in your viewpoint and unyielding in the face of other ways of thinking. Usually cynical and rarely trusting of others, you maintain a small set of intimate friends. These bonds are stronger than most. You are always grounded in the present moment. Your close bonds can also lead to clique-ishness and a tendency to gossip about those who are deemed less worthy. You are an integrative thinker, collecting data from a wide range of sources and applying it to your worldview. You can become overly task-oriented. In stressful situations you often withdraw from the world to seek peace in contemplation. You often seem cold and withdrawn. Often you will withdraw rather than verbalize your discontent.

…This scares me more than it should…

You have a poetic sensibility and an ability to see beyond the day to day. You often seem to be living in a higher realm, or to be not-of-this-earth. Occasionally you imagine interior lives for friends and associates that are near-complete fabrications based on your fears or hopes for the future. You are often not aware of your own feelings. You have a strong sense of right and wrong, and because of this are often disappointed. Despite what can sometimes be a destructive inward-turning anger, you are very gentle. You are sometimes a bit out of touch with the ebb and flow of modern life. If your behavior is out of synch with your moral values, a severe psychic disturbance can result. Because connectivity is so important to you, you can become quiet and sulky if you feel that others around do not understand your point of view.

Fun and creepily accurate…!!

I also took the second test…

This is a high energy client who faces difficulty with abrupt and often un-premeditated action. Sudden changes of mood and energy level are common. Often this individual will create new problems for himself while trying to escape old problems, usually because of an unwarranted reliance on intuition. Best method of entry with such a client is to focus on personal problems that may be troubling them. This will encourage a flight response. 

This individual is finding little happiness or success in life at the moment and is drawn to impulsive behavior as a coping mechanism. Nevertheless, she or he will often disguise this behavior, being ashamed of it. Client is most likely easily frustrated at this point and can be very irritable.