May 2012
Watchsireofthought:
cocokat:
itsbrandonswan:
elysaxoxo:
phaiboon:
defiancy:
ssalenaax3:
a-beauty-but-a-funny-girl:
kamen-rider-equine:
hardboiledandwutnot:
mass-destruction:
shooptastic:
dignified-toddle:
why is the entire world not investing in this
this is such a good investment why the fuck
guys this is good idea
omg i could probably get from new orleans to chicago in...
FACT: Bisexuals gain up to five superpowers upon...
how to kiss
conversationparade:
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
all of my questions have been answered.
wow, above the influence campaign.
verticalvest:
you can be a strong, nice, independent person with friends and still drink and do drugs.
lmao
rabidchild:
tangspersonalshit:
pancakestein:
I CANT FUCKING
BREATH
Don’t usually reblog this sort of thing, but dammit if I didn’t crack up
Watchperiastrons:
buttpilgrim:thegoodsonisbad:yepperoni:
do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen
i guess this trip was really
the cream of the crop
CARLOS…..
OH MY GOD.
“If I entrust a dream to yesterday, there’ll be regret; If I entrust a dream to...”
– Yumebanshi (Dream Street) - RADWIMPS (via randompudding)
breadstickfanclub:
The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.
If you live in florida reblog this
thebitchoftheliving:
It needed a little something extra.
delicious oranges oh baby
hewhoswingsfromveins:
I may have found myself not to be a recreational smoker. My favorite thing to do when freshly high is read religious excerpts, write, or just meditate (maybe even deepen a friendship). Niggas dont even wanna enjoy weed they just want to be high. Maybe thats what ill end up doing with my weed, since other things just arent feeling fullfilling. One thing is for sure, ill...
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adamusprime:
overtheunderpass:
i shit you not
today in a bookstore a guy came up to me and said, “wanna move this over to the romance section” and i gave an uncomfortable laugh then he was like “or maybe fantasy” and he WINKED
i replied with “no thanks you look nice though” and i left superfast
he spent the rest of the day in the mystery section wondering where he went wrong
