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conversationparade: [step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing [step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length [step 3] move in for the kill all of my questions have been answered.
wow, above the influence campaign.
verticalvest: you can be a strong, nice, independent person with friends and still drink and do drugs. lmao
rabidchild: tangspersonalshit: pancakestein: I CANT FUCKING BREATH Don’t usually reblog this sort of thing, but dammit if I didn’t crack up
periastrons: buttpilgrim:thegoodsonisbad:yepperoni: do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen i guess this trip was really the cream of the crop CARLOS….. OH MY GOD.
If I entrust a dream to yesterday, there’ll be regret; If I entrust a dream to...– Yumebanshi (Dream Street) - RADWIMPS (via randompudding)
breadstickfanclub: The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.
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thebitchoftheliving: It needed a little something extra. delicious oranges oh baby
hewhoswingsfromveins: I may have found myself not to be a recreational smoker. My favorite thing to do when freshly high is read religious excerpts, write, or just meditate (maybe even deepen a friendship). Niggas dont even wanna enjoy weed they just want to be high. Maybe thats what ill end up doing with my weed, since other things just arent feeling fullfilling. One thing is for sure, ill...
adamusprime: overtheunderpass: i shit you not today in a bookstore a guy came up to me and said, “wanna move this over to the romance section” and i gave an uncomfortable laugh then he was like “or maybe fantasy” and he WINKED i replied with “no thanks you look nice though” and i left superfast he spent the rest of the day in the mystery section wondering where he went wrong